Your mouth is God's brothel.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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