Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
your like the ambassador to my penis.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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