How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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