Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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