Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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