Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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