You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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