you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
