i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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