farters have to be the big spoon...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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