sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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