That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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