i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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