This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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