I feel like abortions should bother me more
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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