You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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