if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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