bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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