No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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