BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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