Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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