Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just tell him i said nine months
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Vodka?
Forever.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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