I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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