You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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