think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
