$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I have fence marks all over my body
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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