u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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