i wish my penis had a tongue
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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