he wants to bone in the snuggie
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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