so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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