East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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