haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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