The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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