You can't special order awesome
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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