chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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