yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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