He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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