The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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