Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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