HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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