At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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