I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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