There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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