community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Come on in and take your pants off
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