do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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