So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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