so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Randomize
