its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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