we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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