His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I need water and some morals
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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