Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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